There are Giant Mutant Flesh-Eating Killer Fish on the loose!
It’s called a Goonch
Fortunately, Goonch attacks have nothing to do with poisonous ‘Greater Weever’ fish, which are suddenly appearing in British waters:
The greater weever fish, whose venomous spines can cause victims weeks of intense pain, was found in a stretch of the Thames estuary.
Despite the danger, delighted environmentalists say it is a clear sign that the river is recovered from the heavy pollution which once slashed fish numbers.
Nature. Gotta love it.
[link to the Giant Mutant Flesh-Eating Killer Fish story thanks to Omri]